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Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."
Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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TD's n Beer

I'm in the mood for some TD's n beer.
by beltop5 June 10, 2013
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Reverse beer goggles

When you think a chick is attractive before drinking, but after you have a new perspective from alcohol consumption, she's not so hot.
Dude, I was waiting to get a little buzz before I hit on that chick but now she looks gross. I think I have reverse beer goggles, I need to be sober and desperate to hit that.
by slipsonic November 10, 2015
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Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.
18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"
by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010
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Casual Beer Thursday

A 12-hour period of time beginning 7 PM on Thursday night where it becomes legal for all beers, IPA’s included, to be enjoyed casually with friend and foe alike.
“Dude, why did you just crack that beer? Casual Beer Thursday doesn’t commence for another 15 minutes.”
by Timothecles October 7, 2023
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beer-bellied bitch

a not cool replacement for calling someone a beefy bitch
hi beer-bellied bitch

no I’m the beefy bitch. get yo facts straight.
by beer bellied bitch August 2, 2018
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Emergency beer bulge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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