Tom

hes a whale

hes a tom

by lololololololololololollpllo May 1, 2019

Tom

A corn farmer. Also a church boy, never does homework. Eats a large breakfast but small lunch.

Hi Tom

Bye Tom

Tom, how was your day.

How’s the corn Tom.

by Happinesshither May 7, 2019

Tom

Likes to surf

Bro that surfer dude is such a TOM

by I_write_on_the_urban_dictionar May 15, 2019

Tom

The definition of Tom would be an old ass rich pussy who has a tighter asshole then a nuns vagina. Tom is a wannabe car guy who has money but doesn’t know how to build a car properly. Tom, also known as tttt or quad t loves to eat semen while watching his wife get cock slapped repeatedly. If you want to find a Tom, he will most likely be looking at more stock corvettes because they’re fast enough and don’t need upgrades... all toms are pussies

Tom aka quad T was talking up his stock corvette when a mustang blew his doors off and his wife was giving the driver road head.

by Squad roasts $ May 19, 2019

Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

Tom evans

A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx

Girl 1: Hey he really hot and he looks fucking sexy on that scooter
girl 2: Must be a "Tom evans"

by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019

Tom

The guy on the couch that rolls killer joints, all day, and makes women moist!

Tell tom to get off the couch and roll that fucking joint..

by pseudomane May 25, 2019