thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

by firecracker4u July 16, 2017

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turtling

To sneak up behind someone wearing a hoodie, then inverting the hood on said hoodie, thus making it appear as though the person now has a turtle shell on their back.
This can then be accompanied with shouts of 'TURTLED! TURTLED!' at the victim while simulating a turtle shell on your own back.

*sneaks up behind and flips hood*

Leah: HAH TURTLED
Talon: what does that mean?
Leah: Turtling is when I flipped your hood and gave you a turtle shell!

by ay you March 25, 2023

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one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

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turtle ban#3782

a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet

sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months

by samen<3 March 13, 2022

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turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

by dj_nafi November 25, 2014

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