National pizza day

This is something we celebrate in September 4

(use this to make ur parents buy pizza?)

It's national pizza day

by anonymous September 4, 2021

day 7

After 7 days of participating in the ancient ritual no nut november, you start to hallucinate. This is the stage where the boys drop out and the gods continue

Boy 1: I don't know of I can make it past day 7
Boy 2: WWEEEAAAKKKK

by Skeleton365 November 1, 2019

Micro Day

It's uh... A day.

Where we... Uh...

Celebrate the Master Chief

Wake up babe, it's Micro Day.

by NootOfRoses February 26, 2022

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

Immunity to Discord Mod Day

If a person shows you this a few hours before Discord Mod day, they are allowed to stay unmuted, or not be banned. However you can't sent this at 11:59 P.M before the actual day. And only 10% of the discord server members can use this. Good luck for those who found this early.

I have used Immunity to Discord Mod Day screenshot to prevent myself from being banned or muted.

by Jack Big Nicholson December 9, 2020

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

National Treason Day

The one, and only, day of the year that defines what America is about; Her Birthday! The 4th of July is the day that we, as Americans, committed treason against the patriarchy of the Kingdom of Great Britain by declaring our independence.

Today is National Treason Day! Let's go throw some Tea in the harbor to celebrate America's birthday!

by Irish Guacamole July 4, 2024