dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

National pussy sending day

On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.

Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?

no

but its the 28th National pussy sending day

oh okay I forgot (sends)

by laydim12 April 28, 2024

Brooklyn appreciation day

Brooklyn appreciation day is about appreciating and loving Brooklyn. Posting her on social media and letting her know how much she means to you. Make sure to love Brooklyn and make sure she knows you love her.

Him: I love having Brooklyn and my friend!
Her: Me too! Brooklyn is the best person ever!
Him: Brooklyn appreciation day is the best day ever!

by anonymous August 4, 2022

Bad day Jim

someone who always has a "bad day" and makes everything about the conversation, about the "bad day"

"Breven sure has been a Bad day Jim today"

by POLONIOUS209 March 28, 2024

Micro Day

It's uh... A day.

Where we... Uh...

Celebrate the Master Chief

Wake up babe, it's Micro Day.

by NootOfRoses February 26, 2022

National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*

Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits

by . March 6, 2023

national ramen day

this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !

someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"

by leodardi October 25, 2019