by Brando M3 August 26, 2025
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by UrbanSnifferShmello August 27, 2025
Get the Lung Dancing mug.guy 1: dude i'm so bored right now i wish i was high
guy 2: oh bro you wanna hit the penjamin danklin?
guy 2: oh bro you wanna hit the penjamin danklin?
by plutoz September 12, 2025
Get the penjamin danklin mug.1. (noun) catchy, rhyming PSA with goal of warning loved little ones of almost certain doom waiting for them if the gap between them/unknown lurking “grownups“ is narrowed, or worse yet, closed! This type of evil knows no bounds, often disguised as trustworthy adult. “If you don’t know them but they want to know you, run the other way! Tell Mom/Dad ASAP!”
2. (noun) seemingly bottomless cesspool of ne’er-do-well plays uncanny role of both scavenger/predator. This breed of rando sets bait usually as a damsel in distress for gullible type with better things to be doing. Once hook(er)is set, a poor sap reduces their own quality of life as superficial distraction; target kept busy, albeit far from productive, squandering resources on some lame Jane/Jon Doe (D’oh!), discarding us who actually need/appreciate *them*. The mark, naturally heroic, fooled into false comfort via “chasing” the same scum as the pariah they’ve been trying to “outrun” often temporarily adopting these destructive behaviors
3.(noun) even more abundant than (2), microbial culture of crotch custard thereof
4.(verb) to contract/infect slut sludge, with aloof indifference/arrogance while knowing their own bits have gone from “private parts” to “ Petri dish”
2. (noun) seemingly bottomless cesspool of ne’er-do-well plays uncanny role of both scavenger/predator. This breed of rando sets bait usually as a damsel in distress for gullible type with better things to be doing. Once hook(er)is set, a poor sap reduces their own quality of life as superficial distraction; target kept busy, albeit far from productive, squandering resources on some lame Jane/Jon Doe (D’oh!), discarding us who actually need/appreciate *them*. The mark, naturally heroic, fooled into false comfort via “chasing” the same scum as the pariah they’ve been trying to “outrun” often temporarily adopting these destructive behaviors
3.(noun) even more abundant than (2), microbial culture of crotch custard thereof
4.(verb) to contract/infect slut sludge, with aloof indifference/arrogance while knowing their own bits have gone from “private parts” to “ Petri dish”
An adult you do not know only wants you to get in their car so they can use the HOV lane on the way to Stranger-Danger Zone.
That dime-piece blew off loved ones and fell into a stranger-danger trap with some dime-a-dozen ho, and is bound to wind up feeling just as stupid as he looks.
How can they fall into a trap like that and not realize the stranger-danger will make their bits will scab up, then that’ll be what’s falling off.
My mouth used to water just thinking about that one, but I don’t want to get stranger-dangered with the only thing dripping is loin legions.
That dime-piece blew off loved ones and fell into a stranger-danger trap with some dime-a-dozen ho, and is bound to wind up feeling just as stupid as he looks.
How can they fall into a trap like that and not realize the stranger-danger will make their bits will scab up, then that’ll be what’s falling off.
My mouth used to water just thinking about that one, but I don’t want to get stranger-dangered with the only thing dripping is loin legions.
by missile any September 27, 2025
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by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025
Get the Crush-dance paradox mug.The actions you see on the sideline of a Miami Thugacane football game. The shucking, jiving, attention-seeking, gold chain wearing, uncivilized behavior of street thugs masquerading as football players.
Most of the sideline of a Dindu U football game in Miami.
Most of the sideline of a Dindu U football game in Miami.
Did you see the buck dancing thugacoons after the touchdown? You can't understand them without subtitles. They love reinforcing the stereotypes.
by Truth Hurts Sometime October 12, 2025
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