your mom goes to college 

one more wonderful instance of U.S. pop-culture hivethink. may puzzle anyone over the age of 18, and will certainly fall out of use within the decade.

*note from entry-writer: I'm a mom, I go to college, I love Napoleon Dynamite, and I had never 'til today heard the phrase used in conversation.

kid one: (blahblahblahblahblah) kid two: Your mom goes to college! kid one: ?!

your mom goes to college by kaelsleeps September 24, 2007

Your mom 

An insult that can be used to answer any question.

Bill: "What's as big as a house and is black and blue all over?"

Jim: "Your mom."

Your mom by Tim Allen September 21, 2003

Your Death

*Gasp* A chixX0r at GAT City and Project Mayhem!

Damn sexy too...

Hey YD, wanna mbate?

Your Death by That chick in the corner October 26, 2003

Your mom 

the answer to just about any question for the people you hate... warning my example is only a reason to show people the ultamite comback to your mom

"keep my mom out of this, (point at what what is probably the smallest bit o nads in history... your own)and i'll keep this out of your mom!"

Your mom by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

Your brittney 

When a girl is going comando and accidently flashes herself while out in public.

Becareful getting out of the car, you wouldnt want anyone to see your brittney.

Your brittney by Sarbec Mel November 4, 2007

your retarded 

An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.

"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"

your retarded by albinoboy December 6, 2006

your face

The best comback ever created

Joseph: Luke, you are such a frieken fag!
Luke: Your face is such a frieken fag!

your face by pieman11 June 15, 2007