Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023

Silly Willy

Silly Willy is so silly. Only call the silliest of willies, Silly Willy.

"Is that Silly Willy? He's so silly."

by airdead October 2, 2023

Ian Willy Bowden

A pp head who likes pps and has a -8 inch pp

Ian:im a Ian Willy Bowden

by Didboy October 4, 2023

D-Willy

Having sex with a pre op trans woman with thick legs with a mouth full of popcorn

Talking to a baddie at the club asked her if she wanted to try out a d-Willy

by Geneyev April 12, 2024

W-Willie-Cap

W-Willie-Cap is a word you will use after you successfully spread misinformation and get your friends or peers to believe it,

"Dude did you hear he's dating a skinny chick?" "WHAT?! No way I could've sworn he only liked fat girls" "Hahaha gotcha bro that was W-Willie-cap

by Joseph Helmer April 18, 2024

chilly willy

when you pour liquid nitrogen into a girls asshole so it freezes

i gave marley a chilly willy last night

by bigshlongdaddy123 April 22, 2024

Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

by WickWhack April 23, 2024