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Urban Dictionary

i am a website that you shouldnt trust when you are searching for the meaning of a word. I once said the to be 'Natsukied' is to be beaten by your dad and also anyone can upload something! Have a nice day! :)
Teacher: Alright Children who know what 'Do you know da dae means?
Timmy: It means to spit on da Queen!
Teacher: Where did you get that from Timmy?
Timmy:Urban Dictionary!
Teacher: Why did i choose this job...
by I am a MadLad. April 4, 2019
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Liam: hey, Sam! Come check out my urban dictionary!
Sam: your posts are messed up, dude! Why did they allow you to publish that?
by Ven1s April 6, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

Are you fucking stupid.

Chad: they must be if they are looking up urban dictionary on urban dictionary
by Hollzasaurus April 11, 2019
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A super sarcastic and obnoxious website that loves to find fault in your everyday words. Really fun to use, and awesome to search on.
Max: "I searched your name on Urban Dictionary last night"

Layla: "Really? What did it say?"
Max: "It said you are really silly and fun."
Layla: "Aww really??"
by ThatOneFriend33 April 12, 2019
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A site where you go to realize the demographic is between the ages of 11 -24
"I am sure that he learnt all his slang from Urban dictionary to flex."
by Leigh Bowery April 14, 2019
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Urban Dictionary is a website that accepts definitions for words. Only, they never take any of the good ones and always send me rejection letters. I am hurt.
Person 1: omg did your definition get accepted on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: no, they emailed me and told me it sucked
by Hannerrrrrr April 16, 2019
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urban wild

Modern day society. Despite us believing our world to be a controlled and civilized, the urban wild is the real reality.

Anything can happen out there in the urban wilderness. Common wildlife such as entitled pricks, senile seniors, random f*ckboys, beta males, lunks, gang bangers and a whole slew of other wild animals can be found randomly at any given time.
Urban wilds are dangerous, and it's recommended that you remain alert around wildlife as they some can become extremely hostile for no reason other than a parking spot, or road rage.
The entitled baby boomers are known for their strange call "hit me and I'll sue!" while the gang bangers are a more dangerous threat that all too often jostle their prey with strikes to the head and neck.
Steer clear of the urban wild at night, as predators tend to come out to hunt for prey they can take money, organs or whatever horrors they can think of for their amusement.

It's funny we call our society predictable, but we can't predict what the guy next to us is gonna do in the next 5 minutes. This is why it's called the urban wild.
The Urban wild is a Jungle out there!

Never travel in the urban wilds without a weapon or a friend, or both.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
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