Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe

aw man its turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021

Turtle

small green creatures ruled by the vsco girls who protect them from awful plastic straws.

vsco girl: Omg sksksksksks we have to save that turtle from that plastic straw

by anonymous198130 January 2, 2020

eat a turtle

literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.

We should eat a turtle tonight.

by danielbuddlikestoyeehaw September 27, 2018

turtle peckin

when you’ve got a turd pokin out yer bung hole

man I’ve gotta shit so bad I’ve got a turtle peckin!

by olmanjoe May 10, 2020

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

Turtle

Turtle is someone who is very slow in both moving and thinking

Turtle (TsG|imaTurtle) is a Animal Brother that is both slow in thinking and in moving/making speed, his best friend is Spoder (Tension)
They lift shirt and drop pants and flirt evritiem.

by DictatorNL August 7, 2015

Turtl

Turtl is a cool person who plays videogames

"turtl is the best at every videogame"

by Speye April 21, 2021