by Infinite_Victory December 05, 2021
by Kunnifcuckiff January 09, 2017
by Cancerous Turd 123 November 08, 2017
When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".
by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017
A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?
What'd you see?
A big ugly brown van!!
It looks like a turd on wheels!!!
He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
What'd you see?
A big ugly brown van!!
It looks like a turd on wheels!!!
He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
by B4dsx August 22, 2020
What Lana The Roads was paid to do and is now mortified of her bastard baby finding once older, though it's highly unlikely to impossible her child will ever possess the ability to read. The act itself insertion of feces into her holes, I'm her case her "turding" was filmed in XXX.
by Metal Rain June 12, 2023
AKA "Pond poop, Bass brownie", Those strange poop-like clumps of dark algae that float to the surface of the ponds. They are usually only found in ponds with lots of vegetation about it, like cattails and lily pads.
by John O. Bralens March 03, 2008