Fuckin' jive turkey

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves

hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey

by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

The Golden Turkey

Similar to getting a turkey, but finishing in a different hole each night.

Bro I completed the Golden Turkey last night.

by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

Getting a Turkey

Having sex three days in a row.

If I keep it up I'll be getting a turkey tonight.

by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food

jesse roe is a thanksgiving day turkey

by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025

Spanking a turkey

Killing time

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey

by OWL76 March 29, 2025

Albino Water Turkey

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime

Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime

by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025