salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad

by kalisz June 14, 2010

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019

Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.

Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”

by Twunk102 February 15, 2024

grabba salad

when u pack a bowl with a makeup of a 55/50% weed to grabba ratio. a pinch of za, a pinch of grabba, and another pinch of weed on top. and u spark the whole top trying to ash the whole bowl in one hit.

yo rod u trynna smack the grabba salad omm this bitch smackin

by erkoffaperc October 29, 2025

Frankston salad

Potato cake

How a huge night needed to get on the Frankston salad in the morning

by Byrnesunit January 2, 2024