hat

something that covers your ugly haircut.

"nice hat, joe"
"thanks, bob."

by THANK YOU SOFIA THE FIRST April 21, 2023

Trash-hat

When something is so absolutely terrible that you have to combine trash and ass-hat

God these roads are so trash-hat you can hardly drive on them.

by anonymous April 22, 2023

Trash-hat

When something is so terribly shitty that it just makes sense to combine the words trash and ass hat together

God these roads are so trash-hat, you can barely drive on them

by In wise person once said April 22, 2023

Wearing A Hat

Having a hat on your head.

Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT!

by Mixels April 26, 2023

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

Straw Hat

To pirate movies, shows, music, etc. illegally. Based on the hit anime series, One Piece.

“Dang, I can’t find season 10 of South Park anywhere!”
“Dude, just straw hat it.”

by Saboratory May 7, 2023

Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.

They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.

by Roasted beans December 8, 2022