A brother is a little piece of shit that annoys you every second of your life. They were probably a failed abortion. If you are thinking about asking for one, rethink that decision because it will be the worst decision of your life if you ask for one.
by anonymous fact-teller September 15, 2019
Get the brothermug. A Davis brother is anyone who plays football and it's lazy and has terrible work ethic or is always late to practice.
by Big Daddy David 36 September 20, 2022
Get the Davis brothermug. An eskimo Brother is someone who has slept with the same person you have slept with.
If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that persons eskimo brother.
If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that persons eskimo brother.
Pete slept with Gina. Adrian Peterson also slept with Gina.
This makes them eskimo brothers.
"dude I slept with heather the other night"
"sick I did it last year"
"man that means were eskimo brothers!"
This makes them eskimo brothers.
"dude I slept with heather the other night"
"sick I did it last year"
"man that means were eskimo brothers!"
by Ethan the guy September 21, 2016
Get the Eskimo Brothersmug. A person who clips literally everything and most of the time does it without you even knowing. They could be recording for absolutely no reason, or hoping you'd say something weird, embarrassing, or damning so they can use it against you, expose you, or even use it as blackmail material. It also doesn't have to be recordings, they can also screenshot everything you send to them or in a group chat.
Person #1: Got him! Fucked the shit out of that guy!
Person #2: Clipped that.
Person #1: Can you stop acting like you're Big Brother? ffs
Person #2: Clipped that.
Person #1: Can you stop acting like you're Big Brother? ffs
by Bonegod April 15, 2024
Get the Big Brothermug. 1.Someone who breaks up with their boyfriend so they can date his brother instead
2.Someone who uses a guy cuz they want to make his brother jealous
2.Someone who uses a guy cuz they want to make his brother jealous
by starr48 May 25, 2016
Get the brother datermug. Carl: Your mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Carl: Pussy
Steve: Your brother a cover
Carl: „makes inzest with his cover brother“
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Carl: Pussy
Steve: Your brother a cover
Carl: „makes inzest with his cover brother“
by Urbanrusher March 21, 2018
Get the Your Brother a Covermug. This is a term worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian" , "ur granny tranny", or even "ur sister a mister"...
This should only be used a last resort and using this term liberally may cause the end of humanity
This should only be used a last resort and using this term liberally may cause the end of humanity
Greg: "ur mom gay"
Dave: well, "ur dad lesbian"
Greg: shit, well then that means "ur granny tranny"
Dave: "ur sister is a mister"
*Universe implodes, leaving Dave And Greg on a floating rock in space*
Greg: you pushed me too far
Dave: don't you dare say it i swe--
Greg: "ur brother a mother"
*entire quantum-verse crumples, releasing radioactive materials that prevent and form of human life from existing for the next century*
Dave: well, "ur dad lesbian"
Greg: shit, well then that means "ur granny tranny"
Dave: "ur sister is a mister"
*Universe implodes, leaving Dave And Greg on a floating rock in space*
Greg: you pushed me too far
Dave: don't you dare say it i swe--
Greg: "ur brother a mother"
*entire quantum-verse crumples, releasing radioactive materials that prevent and form of human life from existing for the next century*
by SavageSpaghettiSixtus May 12, 2018
Get the Ur brother a mothermug.