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Waffle House

Verb:

The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
by Wheezl February 18, 2023
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Waffle House

What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.
by EODPepperJack June 30, 2016
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Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies
fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.
by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018
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Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.
Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!
by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019
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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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Waffle House McSteamy

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.
“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot”
by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022
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Twat waffle

by Bongbuster August 17, 2022
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