Sad Ham Sandwich 

A sad excuse for a person
A mediocre person
ham, ham sandwich

My husband is a sad ham sandwich.

Sad Ham Sandwich by Total Man201818 May 18, 2018

Mayonaise Sandwich 

The act of giving someone an anal tulip, then coating it with mayo, placing it between two slices of bread, and licking it clean.

"Brett's such a fag."
"Yeah, I heard he ate his partner's mayonaise sandwich once."

Mayonaise Sandwich by King MIssile August 26, 2005

Greek Sandwich 

Homosexual 3 way involving one black man and two white men, where as the black man is in the middle of the penetration circle.

The boys are getting together tonight to have sex, there's 2 white guys and 1 black guy so I'm thinking it's gonna be a greek sandwich tonight.

Greek Sandwich by Goyoza June 24, 2010

Icecream Sandwich 

To icecream sandwich someone

Susan icecream sandwiched me

Icecream Sandwich by Dan Elder September 9, 2006

Ham Sandwich

Annoying alternative for the curse Hell.

If you want to be more annoying than you already are try this. Instead of using: "How the hell are you?"

say instead: "How the ham sandwich are you?"

Ham Sandwich by The Trim Reaper February 22, 2005

porkchop sandwich 

Euphemism for a sexual act involving a male is serviced by two women of different race by the act of thrusting his penis between the left and right facial cheeks of the women as they are on their knees "cheek to cheek."

Also a popular phrase uttered in a G. I. Joe Public Service Announcement.

Last night, I met a japenese chick and her mexican friend and I totally got a porkchop sandwich!

porkchop sandwich by R. Ramalama ding dong January 14, 2008

pirate sandwich 

When a friend knocks out at a party, ejaculate on one of his eyes. When he wakes up, punch him on that eye. He'll wake up grumpy with a squint on one eye screaming "aaaaaarrrgggh!"

"Claudio knocked out first, so i gave that bitch a pirate sandwich"

pirate sandwich by the_villain_strykes May 4, 2009