male pimp

The money maker of the USA

He is a male pimp...he's loaded

by getsomenow May 25, 2011

Apple Pimp

People who own a lot of Apple products and think they're so cool.

That guy's got a iPhone, a Macbook Pro, a iMac and a iBullshitter. He's such an Apple Pimp!

by serenity_within_calamity January 1, 2012

The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 18, 2012

Vicarious Pimp Agent

Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".

You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy

Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.

by Its Gotten Old October 6, 2012

to pimp

a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite

b) to hire out

boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, and i don't know, maybe, to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.

boy a): you are a genius!

by Sexydimma November 11, 2012

to pimp

(verb- to pimp someone): to live off someone's salary like a parasite.

Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.

Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.

Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.

Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.

Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.

by Sexydimma February 22, 2012

to pimp

(verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite

boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, and exploit, I was going to suggest to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.

boy a): you are a genius! great idea.

by Sexydimma May 1, 2012