piddling post 

A new thread on an online forum that addresses a specific person, company, or entity, instead of the whole forum. In other words, using a forum like it's public email, usually with the intention of trying to call someone out publicly, and/or suck others into the piddler's drama.

on a forum:
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".

user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"

On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"

Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"

On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".

Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"

piddling post by weeklyhaircut December 25, 2008

butt post 

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"

Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.

butt post by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 16, 2011

Australia Post 

Australia Post is an Australian company that was founded on the 25th of April 1809.
Australia Post has made it their mission to ensure a nationwide cuckening of Australian Deliveries.
These days, Australia Post specialise in such things as slow deliveries, lost parcels as well as claiming every resident is not home when they do deliveries.

I ordered something from Sydney and it took 3 weeks to arrive, I guess I shouldn't have picked Australia Post.
I thought that Australia Post would be a great delivery service until they lost my packages.
I was standing right next to my letter box when Australia Post drove passed and threw my parcel out the window.

Australia Post by Multarix January 15, 2019

The Post Gym Pump 

When you go to the gym and get temporarily get bigger after your workout, just to go back to your normal size.

You (post gym): "man I'm so pumped after that workout, I'm freaking huge!"

Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"

The Post Gym Pump by Tuckleberry August 29, 2019

Flor Post 

A group of people who are bound together by their hatred of society and degenerates. Usually can be seen choking out the words “ok boomer”. Flor post members are exclusively virgins. Often includes one weird hooligan with a special ability like walking on his toes like an actual fucking gorilla.

Kid 1: “Hey did you see that Flor Post objectifying women?”
Kid 2: “No but I heard them saying ‘ok boomer’.”

Flor Post by Boomerhumor November 13, 2019

Will i see my post? 

Mabye, mabye not you'll never know

Will i see my post? =probably not

Will i see my post? by Your mom ✌️ February 2, 2022

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. 

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

Two stores, two whores, and a post office. by boo&brasen September 27, 2014