Luke's penis

That kid luke has a massive cock

hey britney did u see luke's penis it was huge.

by kids named luke penis December 24, 2020

penis corral

A woman's vagina that has become so large that it could contain more than one penis at once.

Friend: So, how was last night? You enjoy yourself?"

You: "Not so much. She had a penis corral so large I heard echos from thrusting."

by From Tennessee April 6, 2005

e penis

One's Ego over the internet

I just necro wagond this kid and i bet his e penis just shrunk 6 inches

by Devin May 24, 2006

penis wrinkle

a slight dent or wrinkle in a mans penis. And/or a funny word to call a friend.

A: Yo Dan thats a big penis wrinkle you got there.

B: Sheena your a fucking penis wrinkle.

by annnnonyomusssssss March 27, 2010

Penis barf

This can refer to the thick fluids hurled from a male penis (or slut monkey) at the end of sexual excitement; also commonly called semen, cum, throat yogurt, or sperm. Minor differences can occur such as the color and thickness.

Sorry lady, I was trying to aim my penis barf away from your hair.

by thadelus January 30, 2009

puppetry of the penis

When a male forms his genitals into other things. i.e. The fruitbowl, or the Eiffel Tower

The hamburger is some crazy puppetry of the penis!

see www.genitalorigami.com

by Dane April 9, 2004

Plaster of Penis

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.

Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis

by simikis October 16, 2007