MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.
1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."
by hubbabubbamax11 October 31, 2011
Get the Surprise Ninja Attackmug. A completely pointless and useless arguement that came from nowhere and is going nowhere. It has no relevence to the modern world or science, but people constantly fight over whether the Pirate or the Ninja is superior.
Person 1: Hey, man. Pirate versus Ninja?
Person 2: Uh... Ninja?
Person 1: WHAT? You're a ninja?
Person 2: All right, all right. I'm a pirate.
Person 1: WHAT? You're a pirate?
Person 2: Uh... Ninja?
Person 1: WHAT? You're a ninja?
Person 2: All right, all right. I'm a pirate.
Person 1: WHAT? You're a pirate?
by What are you? May 18, 2006
Get the Pirate versus Ninjamug. by hulubei February 23, 2008
Get the zx-12 ninjamug. by Ninjes August 31, 2016
Get the Ninja Turtle Sexmug. usually referred to as the acronym JMN, its when you and another person think or say the same thing at the same time. Its like the person is reading your thoughts.
L: Whoa, I just went on the board today and its like a ghost town!
T: JMN (Jedi Mind Ninja), I thought the exact same thing when I saw that!
T: JMN (Jedi Mind Ninja), I thought the exact same thing when I saw that!
by aaddicted May 24, 2009
Get the Jedi Mind Ninjamug. THE BEST GAME EVER,WHERE THE AIM IS TO HIT THE ANOTHER PERSONS HAND IN ONE SOLID MOVEMENT,AND THE PERSON YOU ARE GOING FOR HAS ONE SOLID MOVMENT TO DODGE AND YOU TAKE TURNS.
by BECA_ROCKS March 26, 2010
Get the Ultimate Ninja Destructionmug. by B,B,B,BIRD,BIRD,BIRD,THEBIRDIS November 19, 2017
Get the mall ninja shitmug.