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Monster

A person who hurts people and poses as something there not.
"There are many types of monsters in this world, monsters who will not show themselves and who cause trouble. Monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood, and, monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisanse, they are much more cunning than other monsters, They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart, they eat even though they've never experienced hunger, they study even though they have no interest in academics, they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it because in truth, I am that monster." - L Lawliet
by Light Yamami April 1, 2022
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Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.
Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.
by DaBlockchainPet April 8, 2022
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Monster energy

The official drink of kyle’s, five finger death punch, limp bizkit, kid rock, Motorsports all over America, and your local rock radio station
Monster energy and Mountain Dew mix is perfect when listening to five finger death punch
by Nascarfan2007 February 20, 2023
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Denim monster

Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.
“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”
by Greenhans33 June 6, 2022
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Cum Monster

It's exactly how is sounds, a monster made of cum
Dow with that what you will
"cum monster? hmmm tasty"
-George Herrick
by sumfulla January 16, 2022
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Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now
Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge
by monster juice addict June 14, 2021
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Rye monster

A fictional monster that sneaks up on you at the end of the night when you’ve consumed to much whiskey
Mitch : Hey did you see Colton get rye monstered last night before they threw him out

Luke : no I was to busy looking for bike rack
by Wilddingo25 September 13, 2019
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