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Moscow Mike

The nickname for Republican speaker of the house in the US Congress, Mike Johnson. He was granted this title on social media platforms and critics for blocking desperately needed military aid to Ukraine from his inception as speaker in October 2023 to April 2024, when he scheduled a vote. He is known to be beholden to fringe MAGA members of the GOP, who are sympathetic to Russia and were even accused of peddling Kremlin talking points verbatim by moderate GOP members, due to former President Donald Trump's election campaign.

This nickname originates from Moscow Mitch, when in 2018, the Department of the Treasury established sanctions against Russian oligarch, Oleg Deripaska, who is known to be an influential and powerful ally to the Kremlin, along with other Russian oligarchs. Democrats moved to enforce the sanctions against Deripaska but were defeated by the Mitch McConnell led GOP majority.
Moscow Mike wants Russia to win!
MoscowMike is trending in X
by irongron April 16, 2024
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Mike Coxlong

Mike Coxlong is one of the most dangerous diseases that can happen to mankind, primarily to humans called "teachers". This disease puts some people in a coma for the rest of their lives. A total of 126,365 teachers have been diagnosed with this disease. People get this disease through an online quiz game called "Kahoot!", and can only spread if somebody names themselve "Mike Coxlong". If you're a teacher who witnessed the name "Mike Coxlong", refrain from any contact with any other animal or human, as this could spread the virus. Millions of teachers around the globe have died and been put in a coma because of this virus. The only way to avoid this disease is to turn off manual names. Students are the only people who can start the disease. May god have mercy on us all.
Who here in the classroom is named "Mike Coxlong"?
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chubby mike

Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?
by Myne12 November 22, 2021
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Mike

A gay kid that has no friends that gets his ass fingered by his mom
Damn he is wearing wearing a cat shirt he is such a mike
by Fuididjd September 21, 2019
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Mike

He gets confused sometimes but that's not his fault. He'll bring up the energy In any room and will make your day better.
Jay: Yo i just high-fived mike!
Sofia: yo, what the fuck! Where is that rapscallion!
by IcJUG February 22, 2022
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Mike Cornelisse Effect

The Mike Cornelisse effect is a commonly known effect in algebra where for each Mike a Cornelisse must follow. Due to the nature of Mike Cornelisse an infinite amount of Mike can be created in between Mike and Cornelisse, causing the amount of Cornelisse to also increase towards infinity. This results in a sentence of infinite Mikes followed by infinite Cornelisses
Person 1: 'Hey did you hear about the Mike Cornelisse effect?'

Person 2:'Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse Cornelisse'

Person 3:'Oh no, he is going to Mike Cornelisse infinity'
by NotMikeCornelisse December 1, 2024
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MiKing

MiKing is a mysterious 5'10,150lbs black teen with a lust for money, physical strength, and to escape and build a new life presumably with the hand of his soul tied girlfriend Mari (Magic) who plans to take his last name in marriage within the next 5 years. He is the son of a man who went to prison in 2018 for a bank robbery in Saint Louis and the younger cousin of rising NFL star Tershawn
💀you act like fucking Miking
by Dallan Holtzclaw November 21, 2021
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