The month of June, previously known as Pride Month, now known as Mike Month. The celebration of Mike’s birth month, the best friend a person could have. The sheer power of Mike Month is a million times more iconic and influential than what was once known as Pride Month. It’s not homophobic because Mike Month was inaugurated by an official attaché to the gay community.
Happy Mike Month!!!! I can’t wait to see how we celebrate it this year. Let’s spend this month appreciating what a good friend Mike is.
by camdoodelbop June 1, 2022
Get the Mike Month mug.A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
Get the Unfit Mike mug.Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."
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Get the national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard day mug.A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.
by Dax’s November 24, 2021
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The nickname for Republican speaker of the house in the US Congress, Mike Johnson. He was granted this title on social media platforms and critics for blocking desperately needed military aid to Ukraine from his inception as speaker in October 2023 to April 2024, when he scheduled a vote. He is known to be beholden to fringe MAGA members of the GOP, who are sympathetic to Russia and were even accused of peddling Kremlin talking points verbatim by moderate GOP members, due to former President Donald Trump's election campaign.
This nickname originates from Moscow Mitch, when in 2018, the Department of the Treasury established sanctions against Russian oligarch, Oleg Deripaska, who is known to be an influential and powerful ally to the Kremlin, along with other Russian oligarchs. Democrats moved to enforce the sanctions against Deripaska but were defeated by the Mitch McConnell led GOP majority.
This nickname originates from Moscow Mitch, when in 2018, the Department of the Treasury established sanctions against Russian oligarch, Oleg Deripaska, who is known to be an influential and powerful ally to the Kremlin, along with other Russian oligarchs. Democrats moved to enforce the sanctions against Deripaska but were defeated by the Mitch McConnell led GOP majority.
by irongron April 16, 2024
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