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Kevin

Anything and everything negative; absolutely the most dumbed down thing someone can be. If you’re a Kevin by term or name, you are a mistake to human kind as a hole.
“Damn, I really kevined my life up huh.”
by OUDD October 7, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin has a massive wiener. He loves to play golf and eat peanuts. He’s someone who is quiet but when he opens his mouth….. he says ahuahuahua. Kevin is smart…. A smart mouth and has selective hearing. He is Hentai. Also the first sentence is not true
Chanel: have y’all gotten your ass eaten?

Terrance: wtf nooooo

Jason: lmao wtf

Kevin: no but I want to.
by Demon hour November 26, 2021
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Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).
"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"
by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025
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Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.
Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner
by Zmyancy September 24, 2019
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Kevin

A "Kevin" is something bad
bro can you sybau your kevin.
kevin.
by gugir April 24, 2025
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Kevin

Is a guy full of goodness there is no man full of more goodness. A man with goodness all through is goodness loaded heart.
He is my Kevin. And I love him so very much.
by EmmyLoves KevinForever January 10, 2024
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kevin and lorraine

I want a ‘Kevin and lorraine’ kind of relationship
by Jetfuel08 May 2, 2018
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