Slut Juice

Any alcoholic punch, typically made from various amounts of liqueurs, liquors, and alcohols. Usually mixed into a giant bowl without any actual measuring. The main ingredient is almost always Everclear. It's the go to drink when it's understood the entire crew is looking to get faced.

When consumed by women, slut juice usually intensifies attention seeking behavior. This usually ends up in table dancing, straight girls making out, and ill advised one night stands with dude bros.

When consumed by men, slut juice intensifies the dude bros already dangerously inflated ego. This leads to loud shouting, randomly becoming shirtless, obnoxious E-Cig clouds, and attempting to bed multiple girls at the same party.

Ex: Hunch Punch, Touchdown Tea, Skipper, Kick Ass Wopatui, Hand Grenades, Etc.

Dude 1: Dude wtf is Jillian doing over?
Dude 2: Idk bro, she's been on that slut juice all night.
Dude 1: How long do you think before Chad tries...
Chad: Yo Jillian! come here! *hits E-Cig*

by jessiepinkman January 24, 2016

Dirt Juice

When you take whats left in your nearly empty liquor bottles and mix it in to one drink.

I had an ounce of vodka, sip of Jeger couple drops at the bottom of 6 beers and some tequila. I mixed them all together and made Dirt Juice.

by Scheezo December 1, 2010

Juice Kazoo

When you fart a high pitched sqeaky and a thin stream of liquid filth shoots into your undies.

"Dude, I tried farting on Bill, but all I got was the ol' juice kazoo. I'm never living this down."

by 3stinkpinkdrink January 11, 2021

juice the poon

If you dont know what is is your name is probably Isaac. Virg

Isaac cant juice the poon

by JAbby134 May 22, 2020

Jurisprudence Juice

What happens when C-SPAN make yo lady wet.

After a long session of C-SPAN and chill, my gurl had mad Jurisprudence Juice.

by the_true_rickster December 11, 2018

apple juice

Euphemism for "bourbon".

Yeah, I had some taste apple juice last night. Good old Kentucky brewed apple juice :-)

by cucurious57483 August 10, 2017

skillet juice

adj.
a male or female who, in there state of being is clearly p.i.m.p. and knows how to "if you got it, flaunt it"

What's up skillet juice?

by KellyYana December 15, 2007