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john macken

An absolutely amazing guy. Clever, handsome, strong and all in all a great guy. He is an amazing sportsman, especially in football and quite outspoken. He rarely opens up and he often would show his love for you. He doesn't care what others think about him; he just gets on with life. He is a good public speaker and rarely gets nervous.

Negatives:
He's just too handsome.
by 123JMAN123 November 25, 2013
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John Firm

An exceptionally confident handshake, where ones left hand grasps the elbow of the person whose hand you're shaking.
You won't get hired if you give the interview a limp-fish handshake, but you might if you give a John Firm.
by spotimus prime July 2, 2015
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john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!
Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive
by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015
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John Ralphio

An adjective to describe a perfect man, the literal embodiment of heaven in a 6ft tall 6 packed man. He's got good looks, he's got charm and he's got athletic ability. He puts every other man to shame.
Person 1: "My golly gosh! That young fellow is quite attractive"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, he's like a proper John Ralphio isn't he"
Person 1: "yes"
by Ceazar November 1, 2016
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John Cena

by iceola November 15, 2016
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John Broad

Literally the greatest, most famous type of chap alive, honestly this is the best type of fellow to be
Father, someday I would like to be a John Broad
by Iniguel bandangus November 20, 2016
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john gwen

a very swell guy who owns a little unicorn named Billy. Every party with him is fuckin' lit. Also listens to David.
by Nouk December 6, 2016
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