Jack Ball

Used to describe anyone sitting on their ass not doing a damn thing, just like a Jack ball you would get from Jack in the box.

"Look at those Jack balls, here we are working and those idiots are playing grab ass"

by Big Wobblers November 9, 2008

Apple Jacks

Apple Jacks are Bi Cherios.

Apple Jacks are not as fruity as Fruit Loops so there not gay but they are still fruity so they are Bi.

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

Jack and Slap

Its when your about to cum and you jack off, when u ejaculate you cum in your hand then you slap the girl in the face.

SLap the Bitch in the face with your cum in your hand. Thats Jack and Slap

by Cody and Ryan October 3, 2006

Jack Jew

According to several Korean business men, a 'Jack Jew' is someone who is a wall street mother fucker, the type of Jew who, unlike his Orthodox brothers (i.e. Matisyahu), do not take their faith seriously. Instead they are fake money grubbing whores.

Korean business man says in think Korean accented English to his friend: "Why you be jack jew with me?! You inflate stock price for going public, make lots of money and fuck me? You jack jew."

by Jew Spank March 12, 2011

Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and slides it back and forth across his penis for pleasure

Cami : Thanks for working out with me today!
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)

by SlopNChop April 18, 2019

jack bauer

jack bauer's name except for as a verb meaning to injure or hurt with force or violence

Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass.
I will Jack Bauer those terrorists.

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

by Libraryguy December 16, 2009