LL Cool J

Ladies Loves Cool James.
One of the best rappers out there. Has been rapping for the past 20 years, and for some reason he's still just as hot as he was when he started. His songs are the horniests.
The HOTTEST rapper ever.
Lili Loves Cool James

He's so hot it's not even funny...

by Lili December 5, 2003

Donald J Trump

The worst President in all time
To all you Trump supporters you guys can go and cry and be depressed

Hello class today we have a quiz the students said what is it about teacher said we’re writing about the worst president a student said that’s easy it’s Donald J Trump then the teacher said DONT GUVE THE ANSWER AWAY

by anonymous November 11, 2020

j-flo chapstick

a term used for the act of ejaculating onto a womans lips and rubbing the seman on the lips with the tip of the penis like chapstick.

last night i gave liz a j-flo chapstick she loved it

by j-flo himself April 3, 2009

Ashley J Williams

The main protagonist of the Evil Dead series being featured in Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, and Ash vs Evil Dead. Played by Bruce Campbell and created by Sam Raimi. He is one of the most notable 80s horror characters. He also has cameos in other games such as Dead by Daylight.

Random Person: Woah is that Ashley J Williams?
Ashley J Williams: That's right, it's me baby.

by TenacityUnbreakableSteak November 11, 2020

Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.

Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022

J-O hand

n. Shortened phrase meaning “Jack-Off Hand”. The hand that you use to masturbate.

“I wonder if the hand Luke Skywalker got cut off was his J-O Hand”

by TwinFami October 29, 2020

Michigan J Frogged

Whenever a certain problem or situation is happening but when you go to show someone else the problem or situation either fixes itself or stops happening. Comes from the Michigan J Frog cartoon where the singing frog will sing for the lone man but stops whenever he tells someone to check it out causing everyone to think he is crazy.

My fucking car just Michigan J Frogged me pretty bad. It was making these weird, loud sound all week long but when i went to take into the auto repair shop it stopped making that sound and it sounded just normal to the maintenance guy so i still don't know what's wrong with it.

by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022