When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).
by Big Bunger July 26, 2023
Get the Human Kebabmug. Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
by cyan May 9, 2022
Get the modified humanmug. by BonerGarage6969 May 31, 2019
Get the The Human Chipmunkmug. a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma August 27, 2016
Get the we, humans, are creatures of habitmug. 
Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)
by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022
Get the The Human Staplermug. by Jazzydoosdley September 22, 2019
Get the Human centipedemug.