Golden Shower

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

Golden Corral Breakfast

Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.

You ever tried golden corral breakfast?

by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 20, 2023

Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

golden team

A team that thinks they are super capable but in reality they can't even wipe their own butthole

Golden Team is the best team to be on we get all the work done, recognize me senpai uwu

by blacklightperson March 30, 2023

Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023

Golden Retriever

Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.

And shits.

In BUSHES

Luc: "I really needed to pee should I just golden retriever it?"

by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023

Golden Musket

The act of performing homosexual oral sex on two men

Did you hear about oly? He gave two guys a golden musket at the party last night

by pistol mike January 19, 2023