Easter Kraken

Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.

Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!

by The lolsnap crapple top April 10, 2015

Easter Egging

When one dips his testicles in warm candle wax.

Bro, have you ever been introduced to Easter Egging?
No, what is it?
You dip your balls in wax.
Karina and I are doing this tonight.

by deezmfnutsnigga November 1, 2015

easterjammed

Easterjammed - Getting fisted by the easter bunny and having a good time with his eggs. easter

YO dude did you see him get easterjammed?

by NickB71269696 October 8, 2016

easton hunter

hot as shit but an epic manwhore

I just pulled an Easton Hunter and dated 739382 girls at a time

by Bertha James August 5, 2016

Easter grass

Easter grass is slang word for marijuana, coming from the eastern side of virginia.

"Have you kids found a little bag with grass in it?"

"No but we have some easter grass"

by Wuno May 19, 2016

Easton's slow

Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is

Easton's slow

by Easton's slow October 10, 2016

Easton's little dick

Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger

Easton's little dick is his pinkie

by Easton's slow October 10, 2016