donkey dick

What you call someone if their name starts with I

omg that guy's name is Ibrahim|
no it's donkey dick

by Scimmylolzies123 May 2, 2023

Donkey fever

Verb tense: When, in the course of a poker game, betting and raising reaches a fever pitch. All rational thought among poker players ceases to exist and 7♧4♧ becomes a Premium hand. Drugs, alcohol and monkey-tilt create an atmosphere of sick action i.e. donkey fever.

At 3am, 4 or 5 players were all-in every hand, it was pure Donkey Fever

by Don Key IIII September 28, 2020

DONKEY

Shreks best friend who loves waffles and is in love with a damn dragon

Donkey is a waffle lovin and dragon lovin animal

by Sp3ct0r_N0v4 April 23, 2021

Donkey

A fat-ass blunt.

Yo lets go roll up a donkey, and get ripped.

by KB Daddy August 5, 2017

Donkey Show

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.

Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?

Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!

by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011

Donkeys

A large amount of time

Ayy bruv I ain't seen you in donkeys, what's goin on

by Prick7 August 8, 2017

Donkey

A partisan Democrat with severe ignorance and an overinflated sense of confidence

“This donkey thinks coyotes are actually animals that illegal aliens ride in on”

by npcOtter October 24, 2020