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Get the CORN SEEDS mug."We had to do anal because she's on her period and I'm not into scrambled eggs. "
"So instead you decided cracking corn was better?"
"So instead you decided cracking corn was better?"
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Get the Ralsei Corn mug.The latest can of corn by Ryangular Inc. released on February 13th, 2026. It's packed with corn, electrolytes and salt from the Himalayas. Its predecessor is CORN 1.0. Reviews and critics say it is much more cornier than 1.0. Unfortunately, shipments of CORN 2.0 in Romania have not been started as of Feb. 27, but the makers confirmed there will be sooner or later.
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Man 2.0: My mother just got killed in a brutal car accident, but CORN 2.0 saved me from my crippling depression!
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Man 3.0: I've been falsely accused of mass genocide and I have no way to prove that I didn't do it, but thankfully CORN 2.0 has helped me look past it and not worry about trivial matters!
by BlueSalmonBurger February 27, 2026
Get the CORN 2.0 mug.The Canadian Corn Muffin is when you ejaculate in your partners anus then pour jiffy corn muffin mix inside and mix it around with your semi-limp penis until a a thickened consistency is achieved. The next morning your partner will poop corn muffins.
by TheBiggestMuffinMan March 3, 2026
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