Anal Beads

Beads that you insert in your asshole and pull out like a lawn mower and pull your intestines out.

Did you hear about his brother? He died from inserting anal beads and pulling out like a lawnmower.

by Oscar Murphy July 26, 2016

Blast Analed

When you anal a girl and you blasted your cummies inside her.

Oh my gawwwwddd my negro Tyrone just blast Analed his cummies inside me

by Jordan vovovo May 24, 2017

Anal Vulture

A gay guy that hovers around looking for fresh browneye.

I get the feeling that Ted might be an ANAL VULTURE

by Stinky71 September 5, 2009

Anal-ized

When a dirt leg is assraped while passed out out drunk and never knows it happend. She only thinks she took a huge shit the next morning.

That poor girl got Anal-ized for the 3rd time last night.

by Cheesepacker69 January 27, 2020

Anal Cocked

to get fucked over... to be screwed over by someone else

another term- Boned

Dude I was totally going to get that job if he hadn't applied.

Man he totally anal cocked you!

by Baine124 November 27, 2010

anal sponge

A curse word commonly used in the Half-life mod: The specialists.

Joe has killed Bob

Bob: "You anal sponge!"

by JohnToaster December 3, 2011

Anal Warranty

You still have your anal warranty if you have never been pounded in the ass.

Last night I lost my anal warranty to a big black man.

In jail my anal warranty was voided.

by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009