bald asshole

A hairless asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole

by PinkTater May 18, 2022

Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole

we all are derpy assholes sometimes

by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016

asshole

the kinda person who drives a bmw, doesn't use the turning signal and passes you just to slow down

guy 1: hey look at that guy he just cut me off

guy 2: oh ya man hes definitely a asshole

by alaskan 101 May 2, 2019

Stop rigging the votes you asshole

I’m talking to the UD Jews

Stop rigging the votes you asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 21, 2021

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Asshole

Someone who absolutely doesn't give one fuck. it's as If all the fucks in their library's are checked out. Also a synonym for Jacqueline Magno.

Ugh, I gave him $5 yesterday, but when I asked for $1 today, he's being selfish, what a Jackie.

He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.

by KAmdad November 13, 2014

A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023