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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her.
by Sexydimma March 8, 2015
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The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025
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Accessory Human

A human being whos existence is absolutely optional for the society. They create some effect, yet the world wouldn't feel even a minor change if they disappeared the next day.
Mike: You heard about Jakob? I heard he finished his gender studies major and became an influencer...
Pauline: So... An Accessory Human?
by Yaminoyori April 22, 2023
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Mel Human

Someone who is lesser and brainwashed by the system. A term that manifested in a dream to symbolize the absolute lowest of the low kind of people. The phrase comes from the word Mel which in simple terms means a separation of classes. If you run into this word in any kind of place you should be alarmed. This term does not come from anywhere you'd like to be. The phrase will always live to haunt me and I've never heard it anywhere but in the dreams I've had with the most malice. The term can also be Mel person or Mel individual.
"You're kind is worthless, you are Mel human beings"
"You don't deserve life you Mel human"
"I wish I could go back to the times where people weren't Mel humans"
by 1nonly_itachi February 7, 2024
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human chandelier

(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.
Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."
by VCsNobody September 10, 2020
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Human H

When two dudes tape their erect penises together. Thus forming an "H".
"Hey, Gary, do you wanna come over to my house tonight and do the Human H for me and put it on GayTube.net? You bring the scotch tape."
by TonerPrime March 3, 2018
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