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Wank

Another way of saying jank. Defining something that is senseless, stupid, odd, weird, etc.
3 a.m. school night
*video game noises*

Billy: Man I should really go to sleep my schedule is wank.

Ex. 2

Janette: Did you hear what happened to Patricia?

Michael: No, what happened?
Janette: She fell while cheerleading and the coach yelled at her like a lunatic!
Michael: Really? That shits wank. She shouldn’t be yelling at her.
by Amonymous July 27, 2018
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Wank Station

It is a place where people go to pleasure themselves (wank). It is a location that depends on one's preference, for example for some it could be the shower, bathroom, etc.
Yo, Vlad, where have you been?
I was taking a shower!
Really?
Aight, to be honest I was at the Wank Station!
Wow, you are such a shower wanker, man!
by wanking May 11, 2017
mugGet the Wank Stationmug.

Gang wank

get into a circle and beat your meat with your right hand with your left you help beat the person next to You’s meat all of you finish into a cup the person who finishes last drinks it
What did you do today?

I had a gang wank with Leo and jack
by Azsw January 2, 2020
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a nigel danger wank.....

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
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Wank

Fred is wank at football
by Ryry04 August 25, 2021
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Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short
I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank
by KingArther November 21, 2017
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Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.
Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.
by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017
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