Polished Turd

A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.

Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!

Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals

by FurryHunter69 April 28, 2023

Skinning a Turd

You will try anything to make that Extra Penny even though your latest venture won't stop your business from sinking and you from going broke.

I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....

by Lordlucan November 28, 2024

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

Turd noodler

Fisting a butt.

People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.

She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

power turd

A turd that exits with such force it sticks to the back of the toilet bowl

Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?

Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.

Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !

Bill: It was a real power turd.

by cutthecards December 6, 2023

Turd

Member of blood sets who touch themselves thinking about white men.

Hey he was turding while gigging on that white boy.

by ob=y August 16, 2022

Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017