A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish
"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"
by Mrs. Lerman August 25, 2013
Get the Turdmug. When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from
Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road
by Turd nest November 26, 2021
Get the turd gobbers nestmug. This act can only be performed after two days of a high protein diet consisting of eggs, meat and lots of cheese. One straddles the face a willing sexual partner and then slowly dedicates but never allowing the anus to sever the feces in order to delicately suspend a long turd that dangles over the partners face. This act was invented and performed by legendary adult film star, Golden Sterling. He in fact holds the world record for the longest turd and for the longest time the turd was suspended over his also famous partner, Lamarr of Pittsburgh
Did you see that video of Golden Sterling dangling that 18” turd? He dubbed it the Turd of Damocles!
by Golden Sterling April 2, 2025
Get the Turd of Damoclesmug. by d1rkd1ggler September 19, 2018
Get the Turd Flingermug. You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!
by Angel Von Johnston August 7, 2017
Get the turd gridmug. A “Turd Burglar” is When Courtney R is being a crazy radioactive bad ass bitch w seven flavors of that bootylicious bubble gum.
by Anner Bananaer March 8, 2025
Get the Turd burglarmug. by Dude FInal January 7, 2015
Get the turd loafmug.