"flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...
by GSchruth November 19, 2011
Get the Flipping Turdsmug. by Badussy lvr January 7, 2022
Get the Biggest turd in the worldmug. When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.
by URSALT August 17, 2020
Get the turd whittlingmug. Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.
by irapidcrackpot March 4, 2024
Get the slippery turdmug. Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024
Get the turd burglarmug. Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.
by Monkey Face Killah October 4, 2023
Get the Turd Bangmug. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I TOOK A TURD IN THE TOILET
by TURD MONSTER December 19, 2019
Get the TURDmug.