an asshole
English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014

El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”
by Happy20770 November 17, 2021

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it realizes how amazing it is so it goes into the vagina and the vagina sucks it in and realizes it's too much then spits it out as a the sister to the queef.
by Sterling girl July 4, 2025

by Infinite_Victory December 4, 2021

by turd thrower February 14, 2021

by dinvergod January 20, 2010
