Turd Bird

Shitting a Bird out of your ass

"That is one big Turd Bird."

by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 03, 2019

Sand Turds

The clump inside of a cats litter box

I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.

by Infinite_Victory December 05, 2021

Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock

by Kunnifcuckiff January 09, 2017

Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

Sneaky Turd

turds that are disappointingly hard to see because they sneak out of sight below the water

damn I was trying to take a photo of my amazing shit but it turned out to be a sneaky turd

by itakephotosofmyshit January 31, 2021

Turd Kiss

The shit stain left at the top of the toilet seat from an improperly maintained ass crack.

Nate’s nasty ass left a turd kiss on the toilet seat again. Such a nasty bastard.

by formfeeder November 06, 2023