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English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014
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El turd

El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”
He is an El Turd
by Happy20770 November 17, 2021
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Turd puffle

When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it realizes how amazing it is so it goes into the vagina and the vagina sucks it in and realizes it's too much then spits it out as a the sister to the queef.
Girl, I don't know if he'll call black, I turd puffled and he coughed out loud and about choked.
by Sterling girl July 4, 2025
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Turd

by Badussy lvr January 1, 2022
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Sand Turds

The clump inside of a cats litter box
I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.
by Infinite_Victory December 4, 2021
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Turd Range

The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power
"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"
by turd thrower February 14, 2021
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Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.
Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!
by dinvergod January 20, 2010
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