an asshole
English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014
Get the turd musclemug. El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”
by Happy20770 November 17, 2021
Get the El turdmug. When you pass gas and it comes from your butthole then it realizes how amazing it is so it goes into the vagina and the vagina sucks it in and realizes it's too much then spits it out as a the sister to the queef.
by Sterling girl July 4, 2025
Get the Turd pufflemug. by Infinite_Victory December 4, 2021
Get the Sand Turdsmug. by turd thrower February 14, 2021
Get the Turd Rangemug. by dinvergod January 20, 2010
Get the Re-Turdmug. 