NRI Touch 

quintessentially indian thing made cool because nri did it in the nri way

ex: chai lip balm. jhumka with jeans. dupatta worn like a scarf.

She’s lived two months in Dubai, she already has got the NRI touch.

NRI Touch by mimizzzzz July 7, 2025

Turkey Touch 

The turkey touch is where someone sticks their dick your ass so you bend down suck there nuts between your legs like your sucking on a turkey gizzard and the receiver goes gobble gobble

Tom was giving Darian the turkey touch had him going gobble gobble

Turkey Touch by TheFavista1 July 16, 2025

.9.Touchan.9. 

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.9.Touchan.9. by ialita384I July 22, 2025

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.9.touchan.9. by ialita384I July 22, 2025

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome 

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

Turdas Touch 

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.

“Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”

Turdas Touch by anonymous September 15, 2025

Turdas Touch 

The antithesis of the Midas touch.

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.

Turdas Touch by anonymous September 15, 2025