snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019

Snow Bunny

A white girl who doesn’t typically fw white guys.

“Bro Sarah is so bad, imma shoot my shot.” “She’s a snow bunny, she not gon want your pasty ass”

by Fulcrum Spider-man/parka May 7, 2024

Snow

Something cold and wet falling from sky in Winter. Nobody needs it but it looks kinda magical.

Do you know what’s happening in winter?

Yes! Soon there will be snow.

by MülliMüller November 20, 2021

Asbury Snow Plow

When you are making sweet sweet love to your girlfriend and you cream pie her asshole. Right after she cleans her ass hole up, you come back by and blow a second heaping load of cum all over her poop chute.

Larry: I was fucking Cheri last night and gave her an Asbury Snow Plow.
Adam: I bet it was fucking hilarious when she just got cleaned up?
Larry: Bro, she was so mad, but we went and got a pizza puff later that night.

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

alex snow

a wierd unuasual sex item

i love alex snow

by Babycaralynn June 26, 2018

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Brown Snow

Taking a shit in the snow with extreme diarrhea dying the snow brown.

That Taco Bell hit me hard, it made me stop and make brown snow.

by ReggieWillMake December 10, 2021