January 5th

Dress like a hooker with your bestfriends day. But not total hookers.

Cierra: Allie tmw is January 5th, aka dress like a hooker with ur bestfriend day u and me have got to do it!
Allie: you bet ur bottom dollar we are ily bestie

by Zberrysplat January 4, 2021

January Pringle

When you find that Pringle you dropped under the couch in the month of January after you said you were going to try to eat healthy as your New Years resolution and then eat the dirty, nasty, dust covered chip because you’re a fat pig who can’t resist the almighty temptations of Julius Pringles.

I had my January Pringle last night. It was surprisingly well preserved.

by TheAmazingJKCoolio October 31, 2021

January 6

A day when intelligence agencies (FBI certainly, and others likely) organized an effort to falsely accuse President Trump supporters of engaging in an insurrection at the Capitol. This day has been used repeatedly by leftists and Democrats to socially reinforce the idea that somehow Trump's supporters were trying to "overthrow the government", even though it has been proven the FBI and Capitol Police staged the whole "insurrection." A bunch of patriotic Americans have since been jailed and have had their Constitutional rights continually violated while autistic libtards cheer for it, not realizing one day something similar could happen to them if they should oppose the uniparty that rules Washington D.C.

January 6 was the Democrats Reichstag fire to take control of our country and to weaponize the Judicial Branch against their political opponents.

by john connor galt March 19, 2024

January 4

The that that the best queen of the fucking word was born

Paula Gallo, the queen of Argentina, was born on the January 4th

by Pitogordo345 October 16, 2019

January 22

Probably a girl named something lame like sanjana, bonus points if its soemthing like "paddu" but who cares
loves attention little cranky but generally a good friend

extremely flat btw

sanjana to another sanjana: OMG SANJANA YOURE SO COOL I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU
sanjana back to sanjana: dumbass

RANDOM: i bet shes born on january 22

by sanjanas#1opp March 16, 2025

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

January 8th

The day short people were born, no doubt 👍

“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”

by littlemac_3 September 26, 2021