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Golden Hurricane

Multiple men stand behind a fan while urinating with one person on the receiving side of the fan.
Dude, Andy survived the golden hurricane last night.
by Mr. Farticle January 1, 2021
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Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!

(P.S. This is a reference to the Golden Age of Piracy which as you know is a real historical era and sounds really close to privacy)
"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"
by TulipBloke March 3, 2025
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Golden hour

The perfect hour when no ones home so you can explode the toilet with explosive diarrhea
Hopefully today I will have a perfect golden hour!
by Chocolate. Milk May 26, 2022
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Golden Parking Spot

When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)
I Got so lucky last night when I went to a party, I found a Golden Parking Spot!
by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015
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aaron golden

by gmoneyfuck November 23, 2021
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Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025
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Golden Moussilini

The act of hate-fucking your ex, and having your friend, or friends, urinate on said ex-girlfriend, while sleeping or passed out.
Dude, Jeremiah just did a Golden Moussilini on Kendra!
by Dugey15 January 5, 2012
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