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Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
mugGet the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug.

Peyton burns

Sucks at skating and had a cute freind name Morgan
by Aydenante October 16, 2021
mugGet the Peyton burnsmug.

burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes
Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.
by YoinkersItsMine August 7, 2019
mugGet the burning bagelmug.

Fin burns

Fin burns loves jake owens wet pulsating wang
Oi yh fin burns gimme slops.
by Bake bowen October 10, 2021
mugGet the Fin burnsmug.

Calling a burn or [kaburn]

In a verbal back and forth, calling the winner.

Universal Rule : One can not call their own BURN or kaburn.
An argument is like a fight or war, with people attacking each other's opinions and defending their own.
One party declares who is the winner or "Calling a burn or kaburn" Not allowed.

Shot down his argument by declaring oneself the winner. Not allowed.

It was a real battle of wits. Kaburn! <--- not allowed
by Queen of the Castle June 5, 2013
mugGet the Calling a burn or [kaburn]mug.

Leo Burns

A man who is more in touch with his feminine side. Universally hated and has radical beliefs that he is liked.
Aw i fucking hate Leo Burns. His sister has a nice pud but
by Mystery Stalker February 15, 2022
mugGet the Leo Burnsmug.

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn
Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser
by Alrier July 7, 2019
mugGet the Carpet burnmug.

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