tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

Tom

Tom is a gay goose that only falls for the gayest of boys he has a Retarded run and looks atistic

Look how gay Tom runs

by Tom hater 700700 April 15, 2019

TOM

He’s a fucking twat, frigid as hell and pussy out of fights, he hates being in trouble and cry’s when his uncle touches him. He’s a snake and two faced. And is gay, he loves it up the bum.

Tom is a fat nonce.

by Tom is a fat nonce April 19, 2019

Tom evans

A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx

Girl 1: Hey he really hot and he looks fucking sexy on that scooter
girl 2: Must be a "Tom evans"

by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019

Tom

The guy on the couch that rolls killer joints, all day, and makes women moist!

Tell tom to get off the couch and roll that fucking joint..

by pseudomane May 25, 2019

Tom scrimshaw

A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!

Wow it’s a Tom scrimshaw ! His gums sure are big

by Daren gave May 27, 2019

tom

straight up autism like the actual definition of autism, he’s VERY scary lookin and has a funny voice, kinda perverted and has extremely dry hands, nonstop texts you makes you wanna shoot someone :)

bro tom is making me go insane he’s so annoying.

by CAILOUSBIGPEEN123 May 30, 2019