Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.

That guy Jacob goes soft in the paint.

by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019

Beer and Paintball

It's what you tell your friends you are doing over the weekend when you're embarrassed to tell them you are hanging out with your wife/girlfriend/partner

Yeah, I can't play in the online tournament because I am going to Beer and Paintball. Sorry to let you all down. (complete lie)

by joestealthmode April 5, 2019

up in the paint

used in basketball, when someone dunks with opposing playerS trying to block it.

speaker 1: this boy bouta get killed

speaker 2: nah man he's going up in the paint

by lilpinkboi April 18, 2019

Back in the painting

To be "Back in the painting" means falling back in your old habits. If you we're a portrait this act would be portayed.
Also used for more short sighted terms like when there is a bowl of candy on the table and you exclaim, i'll have no more and then two minutes later you are – indeed – back in the painting

I'll have no more candy now. (moments later the person eats more)
I'm/she/he is now "back in the painting"

by Usmanov January 3, 2020

Freak in the paint

Having sexual inter course on a basketball court

She was a freak in the paint.

by Nibbanutts January 28, 2021

doom-s’plaining

When experts explain why everyone needs to worry about something.

Dr. Fauci was on the news doom-s’plaining was by we need to be vigilant about Covid.

The weather person doom-s’plained the affects of the icy weather on the roads.

by Kris Marie February 15, 2021

Wet Ass Painting

I used too much water for my painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.

by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021