elementary school

The best goddamn period of your life . Once you finish it ,its downard spiral from there on out.

me : remember the good times and cartoons in elementary school man ?

Friend: yeah man....the good ole days

by Swankyfranky_650 November 4, 2020

High School

A four year (for some five) sentence. Full of horny and judgmental teenagers with no lives with room temperature IQ. 99.999% spend these four years struggling with a Myspace/Facebook addiction. 4 of 5 students will have/have had and STD by the time graduation rolls around. One of two things; the best or worst years of your life, usually worst. 89% of people that leave high school, regardless of how they felt about it, will not remember there four (sometimes five) years because they were either have been stoned and/or drunk 100% of the time. Temperature is usually never right in high school i.e. cold in the winter and hot in the summer.

"I just graduated high school. It is like getting out of prison after 4 years."

by kqueenn February 6, 2009

sunday school

A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

- American editor and critic H.L. Mencken

by Sigma February 1, 2005

school lunch

One of the most disguisting food in the world. It consits of cold burgers, burnt vegeatbles, cold over cooked pizza, and cold food.

Tim got sick for eating school lunch and decided to sue the school board.

by punchie-247 July 19, 2009

middle school

If you are in or have ever been in middle school you would know its the deepest pit in hell.First, everyone is confused about themselfs because they are going through puberty,which means all the boys think about is having sex and all the girls think about is getting rid of zits and extra weight. Second,the teachers treat you like shit because they are miserable because, well their middle school teachers.Last, the rules are usally confuseing because they want you to be more of an "adult" but, with out the cussing,clothes, or basically freedom.So,yea, welcome to HELL!

i go to middle school, i hate my life.

by you_dont_need_to_know_my_name. January 5, 2010

the bay school

A school full of the sexiest nerdz you will ever meet, ever. The coolest people at bay include the tape figure art installations, that freshman with the hair, and the guys who sit in a corner and play video games/marinate in their own BO all day erryday. The best place to make out in the school is either the loft in the library, by the lockers, or if you're looking for something more... the drama room. There is always tea. Always. #ALWAYS...

(always)

"lol you go to The Bay School? Don't you masturbate at the morning meetings? Or is that meditate?"

"I don't even know anymore...probably both."

by basiclemonaderecipe June 11, 2014

paideia school

a school that claims to be diverse but is annoying as fuck. people are bitches. teachers expect to have a personal relationship with you. fake ass hoes. people dress weird. no shoes. every sport sucks except for varsity girls basketball. freshman’s juul everywhere and no one from paideia dates another paideia person. call teachers by their first name. in conclusion; paideia is weird as fuck.

paideia school is weird as fuck

by hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehhe December 17, 2018